I expect they'll find a monstrous barrel-shaped fossil, six feet tall, with wings and star-shaped heads. If they're (un)lucky, they'll also find a shoggoth.

Patsy: Jacks had her second husband made into a small cagoule when he died!

There wasn't enough Fey and Poehler. I only stayed with the show to see more of them, and feel like I was robbed. If they come back next year, I only watch the highlights on blogs.

Downton Abbey gets repeated before the next installment. On the other hand, the best parts of the Globes will probably be posted everywhere later.

Downton Abbey gets repeated before the next installment. On the other hand, the best parts of the Globes will probably be posted everywhere later.

Thank you, Jenny McCarthy, for all you do.

But you know, it doesn't matter who most of these fuckers are. They don't matter, and haven't actually achieved anything that deserves celebrating. Just in this case, ignorance is bliss.

You know, it's this kind of thinking that leads to women being forced to wear chadors. The assumption is that women are so desirable, and that men are such animals that they can't control themselves.... We know that becoming completely vulnerable is not a good idea, but still. And with people you trust? According to…

Damn, you beat me.

From the interview link: "At last year’s Golden Globe Awards, Tina Fey sat nervously in the audience at the Beverly Hilton as host Ricky Gervais fired barbs at the crowd. “I remember thinking of like five comebacks in my head in case he said something about me,” recalls Fey. Now Fey, 42, and her buddy of two decades,…

Well, as long as the music of the spheres is damned loud, and it's Tristan.

Brilliant!

Yup. Let's hope that by the time GdT gets to this, he'll be displaying his batshit insanity publicly again, and we can have an actual actor in the film.

Excellent suggestion, although having to sacrifice a hecatomb these days can run into money.

The 17 year old is being tried as a juvenile? Indefensible.

"If the decision to turn The Hobbit into a trilogy rather than a duology results in excessive bloat, this is probably the film where you're going to see it most."

"Boys aren't "stupid," and society isn't doing any of us a favor by acting like they are."

I blame the double-hyphenated name.

Are you one of those old Fotomat or drug store employees who would report parents who took pictures of their kids in the bathtub? If obscenity is in the mind of the beholder, you may keep watching that predator show on TV—it's already fucked with you.

You win.