I made the lasagna last week, 13x9 pan. Except for one or two pieces for my wife and kids, I killed the whole thing by the next day. Then I spent the rest of the week adding the leftover Ricotta bechamel to everything. Into the kids' Mac n cheese, on top of my eggs, stirred into my coffee. I feel like a gross load…

I find my mother's Southern upbringing has already established a useful algorithm for death and grief (as well as birth, sickness, trauma). Bring a covered meal/casserole. I like quiche and a bag o' salad, with a bottle of homemade dressing, and a loaf of bread. It's good for any meal, really, and doesn't need to be…

1. Don’t say “Anything I can do, please shout/call” or similar. Offer to do something, anything. Real tangible things. “Can I come over for a coffee?” or “Can I bring you anything from the supermarket?”—anything that’s an actual do. You learn to hear “anything I can do, please call” as “I have no idea what to say and…

That's what I'm wondering. Did this "woman" (I use that term loosely 'cuz she seems more like an animal) actually think we were going to be on her side? That it is OK to destroy other people's stuff because she's young and rich? I'm thinking she missed the memo on Jez.

Team Landlord.

well, there's 15 people so they each paid less than $3,000 for the summer. I doubt they have money. They just want to appear to have money by telling everyone they're going to the Hamptons and shit.

I was seething reading the thing, but lost it when it came to unwrapping the antique chair. I love antiques. Do not fuck with the antiques.

Who the fuck does that to someone else's property and thinks it is A-Okay? I just don't get people. At all.

What the ever-loving fuck is wrong with people? "Minor damages"? They basically ripped her house apart. The second you start putting holes in a wall, and not in the hooks-for-artwork way, you have gone beyond "minor damages." Grow up, you 20-something financial/fashion assholes.

Really? Because it seems making it through a simple road in USA was the actual problem.