Noah was a sloppy drunk. Velociraptors would never invite him to one of their pinot gris and brie parties.

Thanks, now I'll have that theme song in my head the rest of the day. Or until The Hobbit starts.

So, apparently, the dinosaurs ate cheese.

History is a conspiracy. Once you know this, there is no reason to make up more.

Thomas Pynchon has been a great geek dad. Only we'll never know about it.

Excellent choice.

Cabin in the Woods was the funniest movie I've seen in ages. Near perfect. But I wish it had been a tentacle instead of a hand...

Ya know, Kivrin, some forms of behavior really have no place in a civilized society. You say bullying is awful, but then you suggest that those who take their lives are to blame for not moving on. Certainly circumstances and mental illness are factors in their decisions, but letting bullies completely off the hook in…

Gee, if they cut the narration and the inspirational speech, this might be even more fun.

For your sake, I hope they're staying in a hotel.

"(Besides, gills are much more practical.)"

FTW

This sound is scarier than the braaamm fart.

GregSamsa, you are as a god.

Would you like a hot apple or cherry pie with that?

I was going to ask if we could choose who gets sent, but you've done it so admirably already.

Great list, but can someone send it to Marco Rubio, et al.: