Are you one of those old Fotomat or drug store employees who would report parents who took pictures of their kids in the bathtub? If obscenity is in the mind of the beholder, you may keep watching that predator show on TV—it's already fucked with you.

You win.

If the Hollywood police department has enough funds to send officers to monitor lone men in jerk-off booths, it needs its budget redistributed to needier precincts.

You got there before me.

Definitely one of the Feats of Strength.

Why? I mean, just because we can, do we have to have devices that will do these things? Apparently, the next great leap forward for man is going to be a consumer device that will help us spend more money. And no, I'm far from a Luddite. Think bigger, people.

If we're going to apportion blame, Mr. Dobson, we can blame you for teenage suicide, spousal abuse, gun proliferation, the increasing irrelevancy of organized religion. And let's throw in graft, because you have always spoken with your head up your ass and then blackmail ignorant, conflicted, needy people into paying…

Hardly a surprise. Methanosarcina always looked pretty shifty. And never called his mother.

COTD. I am sure, in the miserable annals of the Earth, you will be duly enshrined.

Gus Van Sant wrote and directed the film, not Lars van Trier, as you state. Very good film which does not sensationalize the subject matter. But it would be unbearable to watch right now.

Noah was a sloppy drunk. Velociraptors would never invite him to one of their pinot gris and brie parties.

Thanks, now I'll have that theme song in my head the rest of the day. Or until The Hobbit starts.

So, apparently, the dinosaurs ate cheese.

History is a conspiracy. Once you know this, there is no reason to make up more.

Thomas Pynchon has been a great geek dad. Only we'll never know about it.

Excellent choice.

Cabin in the Woods was the funniest movie I've seen in ages. Near perfect. But I wish it had been a tentacle instead of a hand...

Ya know, Kivrin, some forms of behavior really have no place in a civilized society. You say bullying is awful, but then you suggest that those who take their lives are to blame for not moving on. Certainly circumstances and mental illness are factors in their decisions, but letting bullies completely off the hook in…

Gee, if they cut the narration and the inspirational speech, this might be even more fun.