For your sake, I hope they're staying in a hotel.

"(Besides, gills are much more practical.)"

FTW

This sound is scarier than the braaamm fart.

GregSamsa, you are as a god.

Would you like a hot apple or cherry pie with that?

I was going to ask if we could choose who gets sent, but you've done it so admirably already.

Great list, but can someone send it to Marco Rubio, et al.: