As a superhero skeptic who also watches most superhero movies, this...looks like homework.

Let’s go Mills baby love da Mills

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That goes perfectly hand-in-hand with those (certainly NOT ME) that would never admit to actually being morbidly interested in seeing if this movie is a complete utter disaster, or if by some one-in-a-million chance, Snyder somehow pulls this off.

It’s a Duketastrophe!

Hotheaded Hockey-Haired Helmer Slams Studio’s Sci-Fi Streaming Scheme

Maybe this will cause a prexy to ankle WB for the Mouse.

Saying you can’t muster the energy to care about this issue in your second of three posts about it is kind of delightful.

Then may I suggest you stop commenting on stories that are not directly about COVID-19 deaths? Better yet, avoid a site altogether if the great majority of stories on it are not about COVID-19 deaths. This is a site for entertainment news, something too frivolous for you to waste your precious energy on.

He wrote the piece for Variety, the leading trade journal of the industry he works in, and stressed that safety from the pandemic should be everyone’s first concern. Not sure why his concerns about his industry post-pandemic are somehow out of bounds.

He’s not saying it should be in cinemas now, he’s saying he’d rather wait on it than rush it to a streaming service. It had previously been pushed from December of this year to next October.

kinda makes ya think.

I mean, that’s the opposite of what he said in his op-ed:

Denis Villeneuve is an anagram of “evil elves in Dune”.

I always thought that one was hilarious, despite not knowing the Carnation reference. I thought she was just a discontented, upper-class cow, stuck with a lazy bull who’s let himself go. What’s not funny about that? I mean, given that whatever’s in Blondie and Mother Goose and Grimm passes for humor in the comics,…

Screen name is accurate.

Now I’m the one who missed the joke, which is also ironic. It’s been so long so now I read one of the books that I had it in my head that he always depicted cows as kind of dumb, which was definitely wrong.

I was sent to the hardware store for a long weight once. It took ages.

“From Contented Cows” is (or for many years was) printed on the label of every can of Carnation condensed or evaporated milk. “Contented Cows Give Better Milk” was later the title of a corporate leadership book, which is pretty gross if you think about it even a little bit.

The trouble is, as Gary Larson himself admitted, is that he made one of the tools look like a crude saw, which made the audience try and figure out what the OTHER tools might be and predictably coming up empty.