I always thought that one was hilarious, despite not knowing the Carnation reference. I thought she was just a discontented, upper-class cow, stuck with a lazy bull who’s let himself go. What’s not funny about that? I mean, given that whatever’s in Blondie and Mother Goose and Grimm passes for humor in the comics,…

Screen name is accurate.

Now I’m the one who missed the joke, which is also ironic. It’s been so long so now I read one of the books that I had it in my head that he always depicted cows as kind of dumb, which was definitely wrong.

I was sent to the hardware store for a long weight once. It took ages.

“From Contented Cows” is (or for many years was) printed on the label of every can of Carnation condensed or evaporated milk. “Contented Cows Give Better Milk” was later the title of a corporate leadership book, which is pretty gross if you think about it even a little bit.

The trouble is, as Gary Larson himself admitted, is that he made one of the tools look like a crude saw, which made the audience try and figure out what the OTHER tools might be and predictably coming up empty.

A drummer’s job is essentially getting paid to do cardio.

STATEN Island. Cropsey is about STATEN Island. Long Island is a whole other thing.

Am I missing something but are the contents of the tweet not listed in this article.  What did they say that was “horny”

The liberal website isn’t living up to the awful woke stereotype that exists only in my head and in my deluded right wing echo chamber! How DARE they?!

Typo-shaming is pretty shitty, but I really have to wonder what autocorrect thing gave us “Ropinion Williams”.

No, she said first black person. But apparently not in every version?

Funny that the guys who are skeptical anytime a non white man is praised always frame it so the OTHER people are being weird about race.

Yes, it was a joke. 

TIE Fighter is #1 on the list, this means that the list is correct and no further rankings are needed.

At the 7 hour mark, you start hearing the stomach growl.

How many podcasts are there that are like old time radio dramas with acting and sound effects? I used to listen to some growing up with my dad since he used to listen to them as a kid. It sure beats another true crime podcast.

Is “narrative podcast” what we call “radio plays” in the 21st century?

Can’t wait to hear the branded ads for this, hopefully read by Batman himself.

“I may be the Dark Knight, but that doesn’t mean you have to be in the dark about Squarespace”
“When I’m getting the 5 minutes of sleep every night, you better believe I’m sleeping on a Casper mattress! Even the Riddler couldn’t be more clear…

Absolutely—the fact that apparently Montrose’s love interest (from what we saw) also dresses as a cis man at home makes me think that even given the different times the term trans does not make sense for him. I think there’s a tendency (a very recent new one) to call drag queens (and I’m not even convinced this…