Fun fact: nobody has been fired, we’re all still here and still doin’ our thing.

But is that a pumpkin? I have never seen a white pumpkin.

(I might have to migrate my creative energies here from Deadspin soon)

Surprised you guys haven’t been told to “Stick To Cars”. 

Not all of the Rotodyne was/were destroyed. There are still some fairly large pieces at the somewhat surreal Château de Savigny near Beaune in France.

The airline industry can’t afford to invest in Fairey tales.

deals.kinja.com has them posted weekly!!!

Government stores of zip-ties have been woefully short since Abu Ghraib.

Too bad, you made him a nice offer but he just punted on the opportunity.

Where are we all meeting now? I still got stupid shit to say.

Just looked at the clock and realized will know within the hour if it’s curtains for Funbag or we’ll have one more to peruse before it’s all said and done. This could be a sad day.

This is a true story: When I was in my dirtbag 20s, my friends and I used to hang out at a crappy bar because we loved the main bartender and the culture there. Then the scumbags who owned the bar fired the bartender we loved. He went to work at another bar and we followed him there. The first bar is closed now.

Good blog, Tom.

HamNo isn’t even being subtle about suggesting as much:

Goddamn it, Spanfeller, you actual fucking idiot.

Is this a fucking joke?

We have a media company whose management is in open war with its readers and writers.

Well boys & girls, it looks like we’re in the endgame now.

More like Nosuch Dame, amirite???