DrColossus
DrColossus
DrColossus

That sounds like a more fun sport than the one my neighborhood group engages in, which is being passive aggressive about trash pickup times and leash law observance.

The only real point of drama in our wedding planning was my parents’ insistence that we have an open bar. Why? “Because Grandpa expects it and he’ll be pissed otherwise.” I give them a lot of grief for the things they choose to put their foot down on, but they were absolutely right about this.

C’mon man. There’s running. There’s lifting. There’s shiftiness. It’s sports!

That last one is gold, baby.

Ha! And oof. And ow.

Remember when they wiped out the ‘98-’99 championship results because of some bullshit doping charges?

Man, I love people who self-own through being hilariously inept. You know, pumpkin thieves, thin-skinned vulture capitalist owners of blog sites, those kinds of folks.

Also!

I too hear that you should email jim@g-omedia.com if you want to know the skinny on leaf blowers. Apparently he and his crew are experts at all kinds of businesses that are not, it seems, journalism. 

I too hear that you should email jim@g-omedia.com if you want to know the skinny on leaf blowers. Apparently he and

Do you mean bozos such as the one who can be reached at jim@g-omedia.com? 

Whoah. With organizational dysfunction like that, you’d think Kitchens was running G/O Media and could be reached at jim@g-omedia.com to explain why he deliberately violated the union’s contract in his quest to avoid being publicly criticized by people whose job it is to... (checks notes)... publicly criticize! 

What is this?

I guess he had, like, 9 daughters before finally having a son he could take to a game.

Someone needs to pull Gary Thorne away from Baltimore.

I know you guys are not allowed to utter the name of Splinter in public, so this astonishingly bad and misinformed list is the best covert tribute you could give them.

The taller they are, the Tacko they fall?

He tried to spring forward but had to fall back?

It is, don’t let ‘em get to you.

Man... I mean. Every single instance if the word "joke" in this article needs to be in scare quotes.

Always thought you were a lantsman!

Who is that? Having a hard time figuring out the helmet. Thanks for your help!