What is this?

I guess he had, like, 9 daughters before finally having a son he could take to a game.

Someone needs to pull Gary Thorne away from Baltimore.

I know you guys are not allowed to utter the name of Splinter in public, so this astonishingly bad and misinformed list is the best covert tribute you could give them.

The taller they are, the Tacko they fall?

He tried to spring forward but had to fall back?

Man... I mean. Every single instance if the word "joke" in this article needs to be in scare quotes.

Always thought you were a lantsman!

Who is that? Having a hard time figuring out the helmet. Thanks for your help!

Yeah I mean, I should probably clarify “good” to mean “good for journalists” or even “a net benefit to humanity in any way at all.”

“Fairly popular” might be stretching things a bit, but then again I did spend a lot of time hate-lurking there. I’m sad to see it go, especially for it to be jobbed like this.

I don’t know about y’all but the wording of this letter (as printed in the HuffPo article linked below) just screams “We are confident about…

Is that Famed A.V. Club alumnus Steve Hyden?

Actually frosted mini wheat crumbles are cool and good. It is very dense so you don’t want to use a ton of it but it’s pretty tasty and mildly crunchy.

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I’m in a similar boat. I hardly watch any live sports but spend a significant portion of my day on Deadspin. They do good work, by and large.

Whaaaaat whoah.

It’s a supermarket chain!

Hey I saw the Fucking Nitpickers in 2002. They turned out to be a psychobilly act. Not my scene.

I beg to differ, Shooter.

They were not.

The only football chant I know is the one for Peter Crouch, so I’m all for bringing him back under any circumstances.