Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-ha!

Shit. That’s what I meant. Now I can’t edit it. Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

We didn’t know it at the time, but one day we would yearn for the simple days when the Nazi Shark was the only relevant shark.

Yeah. Definitely a game more interesting to read about after the fact than try to watch live.

I trusted you!

Yeah definitely go confiscate that wealth.

Can we, like... find a list of everyone who paid those prices for the rights to purchase seats at Rams games?

Oh! Didn’t know he had a stroke, but I’m glad he’s back! My kid shanghai’d me into watching Woody Woodpecker, and Tim O’s presence is the only thing that kept me from gnawing through the TV’s power cord to stop the pain.

That’s great, Drew. But who are the Chefs?

Yeah... return trip from Myrtle Beach to Maryland, the not-quite-2-year-old vomited once at a Starbucks, once in a Cracker Barrel, and twice in the car. It was... tense. But she looked so miserable it was hard to really be mad, we just kind of hit that tranquil pool of misery and resignation where we could…

Pipes are awesome. How else will we format our tables? How? HOWWWWWW?!?!

Where are all these over-the-edge pee-ers coming from? The fly is there, it’s easy, it’s tidy, it’s sanitary! What the hell are you people doing, and why do you enjoy constricting the flow from beneath? 

I generally try to keep a more-or-less optimistic view of life. But when I see reactions to this that amount to “I have to go to work in constant pain and be treated like shit by capitalists who can barely remember my name even though I’ve been ruining my body for them for 10 years, so why shouldn’t this guy have to…

I’m not sure “ungreyed on Splinter” is something to aspire to. Half my comments there have just been “Hey please allow me to take 10 minutes to look something up on Wikipedia that you should have done before hitting ‘post’ on your article, chum.”

Oh cool! Good luck to the creators!

That couldn’t have helped much either.

This is my fault, I think.

Re: your first point... RIGHT?! Do people not remember what it was like living here under George W? We protested every other day then, and the only people calling us “anti-American” were the reactionary dinguses who propped up his administration.

Just 5,000 copy-pastes of FUCKTOMB

In Providence? Wish I could go... have so much fun!