I read a short story recently, -maybe by China Mieville?- with a similar premise. It centers around a therapist who murders people who are traumatizing her patients. It’s told more as a joke than this movie seems to be.

Got our first foster placement, a newborn, last week, and in the negotiations over future kids, my wife got the football team (the Bills) and I got the baseball team (the Os)

Thalidomide.

If we’re going to have one of the worst seasons in recent Baltimore memory, I’m glad it’s also one of the weirdest. Lot of rare events popping up this year.

Shit. This is great.

Yeah I should have included a caveat that the inversion only applies to off-field performance.

So:

Who bought him a ticket?

The coal store.

What'd I ever do to you?!?

I wasn’t a big football fan in 1994 but I played a lot of Madden ‘94. My chief takeaway from that game, accurate or not, was that the Bucs were god-awful and it was a lot of fun to play as them while beating up on the computer, thus demonstrating my superior Madden skills.

Have you seen Barry’s car? He’s getting the best part of that deal by a wide margin.

YOU LEAVE THOR OUT OF THIS YOU RAPACIOUS HELLION!

¡Miao miao!

Something to do with a time machine and a paradox. Honestly if you don’t have multiple PhDs in quantum physics you’re probably gonna struggle with this one.

Which was the point, I guess, and as someone who enjoys watching teams take irrational and highly sub-optimal shots, is a good thing.

So Le Batard spent the last couple days making calls and lining up a new gig, right? The question is, does he go and do one more show to get it all out on the table, or just transition to the new outfit? Because he seems publicly committed to the right thing here, and I’m not sure if it’s possible for a person to work…

Come on, man. This is serious.

“Oh sure, he can call them savages, but when I do it...”

Man Roger Clemens must hold a special place in your heart