Worst union PR flacks: Umps or FOP?

And the shiny ones are considered much more valuable

I would but they’d probably be too disgusted to talk to me about it.

As a Mets/O’s dual-citizen, I concur completely with this sentiment.

Leaving aside my eternal smoldering hatred of the Yankees, just...

Yeah. “Take A Bow” is sort of filed in my brain as “actual magic in song form” because it came along at about the time I was really becoming conscious of music as something more than background.

It took me a long time to realize that “walking out of an in-progress show” meant walking out at the end of a completed set where she was working on material for what would be Douglas, and not in fact bailing in the middle of one of her performances while she was still on stage. This comment makes a lot more sense to…

Yeaaaah that’s it. Flashing all the way back to the old days now. woosh, here I go.

It’s only fair, yes.

Are you arguing in bad faith here? Because you either did not read literally the first sentence of the comment you’re responding to, or you’re responding to some other comment.

I am imagining this, and it is filling me with joy. 

It’s the internet. Outrage killed humor the moment this place was born.

High.

The biggest takeaway here is that “B-B-B-Benny and the Mets” is now stuck in my head again. 

God, Clickhole really is the JV site over there. Woof.

*checks notes*

Warriors: *remove the VC*

First of all, holy shit, that’s great.

You were doing so well until you turned into a dillweed in the last two lines. Thanks, Sal, but you can see yourself out.

I was very disappointed in the Times when they killed their public ombudsman position. The reason I recall them giving was basically “We don’t want to do anything about these complaints and it’s embarrassing us.” Which is basically the job description for the role, so...