Yeah. “Take A Bow” is sort of filed in my brain as “actual magic in song form” because it came along at about the time I was really becoming conscious of music as something more than background.

It took me a long time to realize that “walking out of an in-progress show” meant walking out at the end of a completed set where she was working on material for what would be Douglas, and not in fact bailing in the middle of one of her performances while she was still on stage. This comment makes a lot more sense to…

Yeaaaah that’s it. Flashing all the way back to the old days now. woosh, here I go.

It’s only fair, yes.

Are you arguing in bad faith here? Because you either did not read literally the first sentence of the comment you’re responding to, or you’re responding to some other comment.

Yeah. Out of a sense of inclusiveness I looked up Utahraptor too, which is more on the order of the size of the raptors used in the film. That’s off by like 40M years though.

...the two main antagonists of the film go head to head, just as they must have millions of years ago

I am imagining this, and it is filling me with joy. 

It’s the internet. Outrage killed humor the moment this place was born.

High.

The biggest takeaway here is that “B-B-B-Benny and the Mets” is now stuck in my head again. 

God, Clickhole really is the JV site over there. Woof.

*checks notes*

Warriors: *remove the VC*

First of all, holy shit, that’s great.

You were doing so well until you turned into a dillweed in the last two lines. Thanks, Sal, but you can see yourself out.

I was very disappointed in the Times when they killed their public ombudsman position. The reason I recall them giving was basically “We don’t want to do anything about these complaints and it’s embarrassing us.” Which is basically the job description for the role, so...

+1 coddie with yellow mustard.
+0.5 for off-brand misspelling of one of my favorite authors.

That is, as far as I can recall, but the most and only memorable scene in that movie. Way out of proportion in terms of creepiness.

“Charles van Fuckin’ Doren!”