shameful where are the editors on this.

For Oriole Jonathan Schoop...

I like how New York is still a 1980's vigilante justice film dystopia in this scenario, somehow.

If Storm Duck doesn’t make it to the finals, I’d like to get the deep-dive into the name regardless. Deal?

Holy shit! We’re on pace for Cleveland Spiders territory here!

WHO’S A GOOD BOY? YOU ARE! WHO’S THE FIRST OF HIS NAME? YOU ARE!

Right? They look alike in every respect except for ones that exist.

Is there a legal liability incurred if a reporter uses “lie” instead of “false claim?” Am I missing something important here?

Goddamn Rogues.

I should probably clarify that I didn’t mean to imply she’s all hat and no cattle. I was being sincere in appreciating the job that her team is doing. Like, if you said to me “Hey we have this talented person, can you coordinate a couple weeks’ worth pf exposure and coverage so she blows up?” I would be forced to…

If Cornell, we are obligated to respond: “Where?”

Me too. That’s a weird phenomenon, you’d think we would have gotten used to it by now.

They’re working on getting a binder big enough to hold him.

Holy shit.

As I get older, things that I found emotionally destroying as a youth tend to lose their sting (to be replaced by new things that I viscerally fear and hate!)

This tweet has now given me immunity to “My Girl.”

Holy shit. I’m still laughing.

The Coveted Dowd B-! We’re in Citizen Kane territory here, people!

This is making me realize I have a lot of respect for publicists and marketing people. I don’t think I had heard of Lizzo, ever, prior to a week or two ago, and I am now very aware of who she is and what she’s doing.

That can’t be easy to orchestrate.

What if Ant-Man put them there?

I disagree with your first statement!

However I find I agree with the second. Winter Soldier was all right but it’s not high art.

I SAY STORM! YOU SAY DUCK!

Civil War is the real Avengers 2. “Age of Ultron” was just table-setting for it.