Misommar, also!

Agreed, I have 2 little ones and I can’t touch this book with a pole. When my oldest was little and we were all into our no-sleeping phase, I was on edge all the damn time. I tried to read The Shining, got about 20 pages into it, and said nope. King is really good, but sometimes it’s just not the right time.

Is he back on his adderall? That might help.

Players say they had no advance warning from the league that the whole operation was going to fold.

Wrong Storm Duck, homes!

a Twitter account called the New York Knicks Nation Germany/Austria.

I hope you’re heavily backing Ionosphere Torres, then?

I just wanna say that Truman Peyote is getting jobbed to the tune of 190 Russian-bot-originating votes, and if y’all wanna maintain any kind of journalistic integrity - to say nothing of your souls - you better get your crack team of counter-vote-fixing agents on the case.

And today, for the first time in a long time, several people remembered they had set up a Google notification for the name “John Delaney”.

You have a typo, you said “did some work with a Hollywood producer.” You meant “did some cocaine.”

Cockroaches don’t sprout.

I know this is your shtick, but this one is low-quality. Your other one is better, and getting better traction.

Ionosphere Torres bails you out of a jam in a cyberpunk near-future version of San Diego.

Go ahead! Throw your vote away!

You tell ‘em.

Yeah, Truman Peyote was my immediate pick for “Best name that certainly won’t win this thing.”

That’s true! But I’m not sure that this movie is laying down a claim to be the “one and only” origin story. Granted I haven’t seen the movie yet or the entire suite of marketing, so maybe they do try to say “Batman ‘89's origin for the Joker doesn’t count,” but maybe they leave it open ended. Who knows?

Yeah ok BUT. But.

In fairness, in the last decade we’ve had embezzlement too: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sheila_Dixon#Prosecution_and_resignation

Talking about drugs and the Pirates, and no mention of Dock Ellis? (Granted, like 15 years prior to this, but still). Unless that was in the previous article?