I hope you’re heavily backing Ionosphere Torres, then?

I just wanna say that Truman Peyote is getting jobbed to the tune of 190 Russian-bot-originating votes, and if y’all wanna maintain any kind of journalistic integrity - to say nothing of your souls - you better get your crack team of counter-vote-fixing agents on the case.

And today, for the first time in a long time, several people remembered they had set up a Google notification for the name “John Delaney”.

You have a typo, you said “did some work with a Hollywood producer.” You meant “did some cocaine.”

Cockroaches don’t sprout.

I know this is your shtick, but this one is low-quality. Your other one is better, and getting better traction.

Ionosphere Torres bails you out of a jam in a cyberpunk near-future version of San Diego.

Go ahead! Throw your vote away!

You tell ‘em.

Yeah, Truman Peyote was my immediate pick for “Best name that certainly won’t win this thing.”

That’s true! But I’m not sure that this movie is laying down a claim to be the “one and only” origin story. Granted I haven’t seen the movie yet or the entire suite of marketing, so maybe they do try to say “Batman ‘89's origin for the Joker doesn’t count,” but maybe they leave it open ended. Who knows?

Yeah ok BUT. But.

In fairness, in the last decade we’ve had embezzlement too: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sheila_Dixon#Prosecution_and_resignation

Talking about drugs and the Pirates, and no mention of Dock Ellis? (Granted, like 15 years prior to this, but still). Unless that was in the previous article?

You’re right, I misremembered it as north because of the way I-95 travels.

On the one hand, I’m not surprised, being somewhat familiar with Harford. On the other hand, I think the only reason we don’t hear about it more from, like, Cecil County (north of Harford) is there are no people there to report it.

Nothing this guy likes more than trying to sicc law enforcement on his favorite targets.

Hey at least Trey Mancini had a bobblehead! (I am looking at it now, it’s on my desk... staring. Judging. Waiting.)

And also a significant savings for healthcare providers, who can repurpose money currently spent on front-office staff/medical billers. 

What kills me is their editor spent a year+ working at TPM and apparently absorbed nothing at all from that experience.