and jello

You knew what you were getting yourself into when you were born into this hellish fandom. We all endure it together.

It’s funny, he was actually trying to look like Adam Wainwright, but he whiffed.

Technically the wise men don’t get parens-echoes. According to the most popular interpretation, they were kings or distinguished nobles of Persia, India and Babylon.

It is a very, very good book, but it’s one that I kind of dread coming across whenever I make my occasional trip through the series. I’m not exactly sure - it seems particularly angry, maybe, compared to the other books.

When the team kneels for the memorial next time, would like to see them all just stay there. All together, in front of a paying crowd. Show the Regents it's more expensive to do the wrong thing than the right thing.

“great”

Just remember, you can’t spell “eliminated from playoff contention” without “Eli M”

I’m not sure we can call these a disaster if they didn’t move the needle on any potential voters or in any other way impede the Administration from their agenda. I mean, they appear to be a disaster if your goal at a press conference is to, like, say intelligent things and not be an obvious liar, but... that’s not…

Lope fiasco, eh?

And is mostly enjoyed by moms who’ve never had a really satisfying sandwich.

Alas, news moves faster than any of us can keep up

*Rick Court sees you putting head through wall, immediately tries to recruit you*

So you ended up with exactly the TV show you were looking for?

In a dusty attic somewhere, there’s an oatmeal container slowly decaying into ruin.

Let’s try to guess the Finnish villain/monster!

Spot on. One of the key messages in (eventually) selling Medicare For All is going to be making this statistic very personal. “Medicare for All means saving [X number of people] from death every year, and preventing [x number of bankruptcies], and LOOK THOSE PEOPLE ARE YOU!” It’s really easy for the GOP to paint…

Right? It sticks with you! Last night I was lame-assedly explaining to my wife why I was feverishly researching recent election results in Nevada’s 3rd district instead of, like, hanging out with my kids or cleaning the kitchen or something. The best I could come up with was “Somebody was really wrong and dumb on the…

God, it’s 24 hours later, and I am STILL warming my hands by the glow of those nuclear burns. 

It did not. Secret Service corrected that and reporters have walked it back accordingly.