Last night, spokesperson for Justice Democrats Waleed Shahid responded on Twitter to Claire McCaskill, a former Senator who lost her race in the Midwest, who said that “free stuff from the government does not play well in the Midwest.”

Some of you are here to make a beautiful pâté but we’re making sausage most of the time.

I want every picture of this administration taken with a Dutch angle/ Batman villain-lair tilt from now on. 

You think that you are entitled to what others earn. You are not.

Rresponses like Toobin’s have got to become the (minimum) standard by which the media operates if we are to survive this catastrophe of an administration.

The fact that you first thought of Ginyu force says a lot about you. Not bad, mind you, but a lot.

Professor Branxavier is consumed with fighting the NK, but sooner or later Bran is going to conclude that LF is too much of a liability and he’ll likely inform both Arya and Sansa.

I dub thee the “Richard Wagner Power Roller.”

The ball hair-deep v-neck makes up for all that, though.

I think it's funny that so many conspiracy theorists (my mom included) believe in these incredibly complicated government conspiracies, but then also believe the government is incredibly inept and stupid. I mean, clearly the government must be very capable if they can keep up these huge conspiracies. You can't have it…

“You shit yourself in public. Now change your pants.”

His car insurance doesn’t cover his living room. His renters insurance doesn’t cover his health and his regular medical insurance has a crazy high deductible. Basically, he’s in a lurch without our help.

Because the driver was uninsured, there’s a funding campaign to cover Ben’s costs.

it is not, you can see form the photos the monitor was launched onto the couch, the xbox is believed to be under some of the rubble. Cant get into the place until they are sure the building won't give way.

All this comedy gold and everyone overlooking the GoFundMe. The dude needs our help.

lol

The first three gears were about the same thing. The first two weren’t about cars. And I haven’t seen actual content in 6th gear in months. I’m going to stop reading these if the quality doesn’t improve. Mike, might I suggest not doing the morning shift every morning in an attempt to accumulate better content? I would…