I read the “No poop or vomit stories” for what’s going to be the last time on this site and now I kinda want to send poop/vomit stories to the general Gawker tips email as a form of protest.

For those who don’t know, here’s a nice article from Huffington Post describing the changes at Gawker (including the loss of Kitchenette):

I’m just hoping they can come to some sort of Missouri Compromise eventually

Team Chick Fil A approves of the Wendy’s nugget’s victory, but we know who is the most delicious,

How do I get Waze to stop popping up with obnoxious things like... “there is a KFC 1.2 miles from here, want some chicken??” Is there a paid version I don’t know about that lacks this obnoxious advertising crap?

Somewhat related: I just discovered flannel sheets for this winter season and now I never, ever, ever want to leave my bed. Fucking fuck these are comfortable. But they’re not plaid flannel, which I consider a plus.

As a free (cheap ass player) that has spent nothing and close to completecollection i can testify arena is the best way to farm cards, besides you learn basic stuff like trading and know cards you still dont have. Just check a few arena tips online and go for it.

The co-op Tavern Brawl is fantastic! I’ve even worked out messages for each emote for when I play with friends. For example “Threaten” means go ahead and attack. “Oops” means wait. Etc.

I love the idea that he wasn’t supposed to call the police on people about to endanger those around them.

Every single one of these. Especially the pizza one.

Separated at birth? Uncanny.

Up until the UK vs Notre Dame game in the NCAA, I thought he was a spectacular color guy, and I think he has talent there. However, the way he shat on Willie Caulie-Stein in that game was ridiculous. He kept shouting about how he shouldn’t be compared to De’Andre Jordan (which many scouts did), who has identical stats…

Seeing as white chocolate is often gross while sour cream is usually awesome, I totally understand the blondie guy.

We’ve always had variable punishments based on the outcome. It's all over the legal system and society in general. The sad thing is that MLB hasn't taken a stronger stand against bullshit plays like this unless they injure someone.

These rumors are crap and just tabloid fodder which have nothing to do with sport. Where is your journalistic integrity? Can’t we focus on the real stories, like Illinois hiring their new coach Joey Freshwater?

It’s not just silly or snobby, it’s wrong. It is objectively incorrect. Believing in the flying spaghetti monster is silly. Demanding that your champagne be from the Champagne region of France and not accepting other sparkling whites is snobby. Thinking bourbon and scotch aren’t whiskey is wrong.

Ok, yell at me for violating Pinkham’s law all you want, but Bourbon and Scotch are types of whiskeys. What he did would be the equivalent of going into a pet store, asking for a mammal, and ridiculing someone for bringing out a dog or a cat. Sorry, but that guy is a moron.

I meant professional athletes. No need to take it personal because you play pick-up at the Y.

While some of those penalties are a tad exorbitant, this doesn’t seem like horrible system. Those aren’t exactly hard rules to follow.

Burneko is why i hate gawker media and the internet at large.