I am a longtime EW fan, but just discovered W.L. Weller Special Reserve and am finding it quite palatable for the price (11 or 12 bucks, same as EW). It's a "wheater," which sounds dumb and/or dirty but just means they use wheat in the mash.

For those asking (or about to) "why not 3 points?," here is the rule:

Parent: Awwww, it's so cute and cuddly. Look at that thing. Do you want to go see it, Billy? Yes you do, lets go!

"Ha! You call that ruining a mock draft?!"

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