"The great history of their college football program led me to officially commit to Miami University. Now, where's the beach?"

Go all the way to the National Championship Game in Arlington, then just go to a Taco Bell? Please. He'll go to Taco Bueno. He's from Texas.

Well, here's where some assumptions have to be made. The article refers to Chapman's "UK days" and refers to some Kentucky pre-teens. Based off this second piece of information, I'm guessing that the K in "UK" may refer to something in Kentucky, rather than the United Kingdom. Universe? Uniform? I'm not really sure,…

From the first line of the article: "former NBA player." In this context, NBA stands for National Basketball Association, a professional sporting league in North America dedicated to playing basketball, which is a sport consisting of two 5-player teams who attempt to throw a ball through a hoop suspended 10 feet off…