A gay man showering with a bunch of straight men is nothing like a straight man showering with women. Maybe it would be if we lived in some kind of alternate universe where gay men were constantly sexually assaulting and degrading straight men, but until that happens, you need to get the hell out of here with that.

I am helping at my daughter's school with the hot lunch, all I know is each lunch must have a protein.

THIS. The national average is a 14 for women currently, which just goes to show how disgusting many Americans are. I reached a size 12 after a busy semester of 60 clinical weeks because I couldn't make it to the gym, and I hurried right up and already my size 10's are baggy, and it's been three weeks. Stop shoveling…

Wow, you were incredibly nasty and rude. If someone wants to say something quietly to themselves, feel free to STFU instead of all "WHUT? WHUT? WHUT U SAY TO ME B#$%^?! DAT'S WHUT I THOUGHT!!!11" which so clearly came through in your story. Also, no one says fatties can't fly. They just say you need to buy TWO…

5'11 isn't small, dainty, diminutive or little, and I can't believe you teach English.

Oprah is just trying to make a buck. Lilo's meldown is Lilo's responsibility.

Just died laughing in class over "perhaps." The flannel has to be from Bean's though. Also worthy of thought: Are there differences between Kennebros and ABrostooks?

It's debatable, but the college could make a defense in that area on point #4. Minimal class time is a hallmark of research universities, and a red flag to small liberal arts colleges.

This is scary, but - to be fair -she didn't lose a job offer because she asked for a raise. She lost a job offer after asking for a raise and 4 other perks. I don't think it was the raise ask that made the college think she wasn't a right fit for the culture.

I don't know anyone who thinks that an inactive skinny person is, by default, always healthier than an someone who looks overweight.

What a weird comparison. I wouldn't say Lindsay was ever as dedicated as Tonya.

CHESAPEAKE BAY OYSTERS FOREVER MOTHERFUCKERRRRR

I just had them for my birthday, too! Oysters & champagne. Perfect match. No toppings, just salty goodness.

I love raw oysters so much. I have them every year for my birthday. Yummy yummy slippery sliding down my throat.

Poutine

MY JOB IS SHIT

Adorable AND prepared for any weather. I'll take all the mini pigs please!

Odd trend these days: justifying and promoting unhealthy lifestyles on the basis of "anti-shame."

Petite means short. Words - they have meaning.

How dare that man want to fly in peace and be comfortable in his own seat that he paid for. CLEARLY only Lindy should be comfortable on a plane. Clearly.