+10 for the V.C. Andrews reference. What was up with her? Seriously?!?

I'm torn between finding these rings and their entire, weird culture hilarious, and feeling terribly sorry for teenage girls, whose hymens are betrothed to their pervert hymen-loving fathers. Can I feel both? These rings are like some weird sub-plot of a V.C. Andrews story come to life.

The blood the ring draws is a reminder that as long as you keep pure- your menstrual cycle and dirty pillows will never come.

You're my kind of people.

You missed the point by a mile and a half, kiddo. Unless your fiancee is also your daughter.

I commented on one of those. Something to the effect of "Oh great, a new way to let your impressionable daughter know she's a piece of property! She "belongs" to her father until he decides to let someone pork her? Great way to let a young woman know her worth!"

I went to a innocent father-daughter dance when I was a Girl Scout and *that* was too much for me. I love my dad, but I don't want to date him. Ick. Ick ick.

"$500 for a beehive? I dramatically overpaid."

Added bonus: he's applauding an actual diva.

It is definitely Elizabeth Hasselbeck.

Who knows? He sold her a line of bull. Or she's sympathetic to his beliefs. Some combination. It's all fun and games until you're the one in the hoodie.

Let's get this GIF party started!

0.06 BAC is all it takes for you guys to get to "lemme tell you what your problem is"? Remind me not to party with you.

THIS IS GREAT NEWS FOR ME.

I think I just switched teams.

Right, because asking a sales person for a size and finding out they don't carry it is the same as having someone make unsolicited comments about your weight and being asked to leave the store.

Cool! Archimedes Death Ray!

Errrr. Yep. You get a "ding" sound and then the whole thing shuts off.