I didn’t know what to make of all that draft coverage until Schefter added his 4 cents.

Mitt Romney was thrilled to be at a game featuring his long time favourite team...*checks jersey* the Jazz at a game in his beloved home state of *checks drivers license* Utah.

I couldn’t stand Mitt Romney in 2012. Now he seems like a kind and wise man who just has political views that differ from mine.

An ailment otherwise known as Lebronchitis.

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Little boy: Hey, mister! How’d you get to be a millionaire?

Just another old white guy flipping his lid over what he sees as back-on-back violence.

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That is ridiculous.

I don’t care if she has bathtubs filled with coke, Harvey still shouldn’t rape people.

Little know fact, back in the 1960s and 70s, men actually had tiny turkey brains so any time they showered there was always a risk that they would look up at the showerhead and open their mouths, thereby drowning in the process. Because women were too smart to do this, it was actually imperative they every man had a…

As a disabled veteran, I endorse this. There are things worth loving about this country, and things worth hating. You do no favors to the former by demanding ignorance of the latter.

I know that this is not a “serious” thread but I have to get this off my chest.

Eh, they didn’t exactly vote for Donald Trump because they’re not impulsive, entitled, and attention deficient, y’know?

That’s nothing, the Giants hold a AAA outfield meeting every game.

When I was a kid, Graig Nettles was my guy. I wanted to be just like him. I played third, leaping for grounders, stretching out trying to make great plays.

Now you’re just being biologically neurotic, which is not your fault, but I’m going to have to give you a 20% pay cut, because it makes sense to.

I assume the other party in the murder suicide was a grizzly bear.

This would be like if after seeing his parents gunned down in an alley, Bruce Wayne grew up to become a prominent NRA advocate.