Ok. But why sniff when you could scat? Crook-a-crook-a-dee-grab-er-by-the-pussieee-aha-dop-dip-dop. The black jazzie people love me. Ask them. I’m huuuuuge in the clubs.

No shame for continually losing to the powerhouse Cincinnati Reds, who have everything to play for.

Not surprising. The Nationals are known to get in a brawl every time Harper gets hurt. So far they’ve fought 22 other MLB teams, 4 outfield walls, 3 dugout steps, the team’s shower facilities, and 1 unfortunate yoga instructor.

I don’t want to know how many Americans found this on accident by Googling “Kaepernick Lynch.”

She seems nice.

Man. I can’t even begin to imagine her pane.

All I can say is thank CHRIST they penalized that one guy for jumping up and down after his team scored a touchdown. We need to keep that sort of behavior in check.

Or just like experimental ambient drone: Natural Snow Buildings - Daughter of Darkness V

If you’re a cranky old white man, you can say that we need to make America great again, because there are all these minorities and women asking for special (read: equal) treatment. Obviously America isn’t great for YOU. You used to be top dog, king shit, and you could get away with anything! Nowadays when you yell…

Colonel Panders

“Yeah. so I pile the corn up to about yea high, see, and then I says “Who can lift this corn”. Whoever can do it gets a sticker that “Strength and Conditioning Superstar!”. It’s called motivation, and it’s why I get paid the big bucks.”

Oh, I see how it is. This guy can walk up to a kid on the mound and tell him “I love you” but when I do it at my local ball field, the cops are called. SMDH.

I don’t know how calling myself a certified-G and a bona fide stud would go, but I’m all for anything that lets me say:

England sees your slow clap and raises you slow, ponderous attack devoid of ideas.

It makes sense that Iceland’s manager is a part - time dentist. It seems those guys are just talented at murdering helpless lions.

1. Time-travelling DeLorean to keep Stephen Curry’s parents from marrying.

Steph is over here like:

The only reason he joined Twitter is because someone told him he could block people.