As a straight male reading comments on Jezebel, your comment makes me feel even more like an interloper.

I agree with your last line.

Feast your eyes on a 1986 Honda Civic.

Congrats on the new project! I am eager to read more about the resto / mod?

Joey looks like he’s also packed on a few extra pounds. Maybe he needs to cut back on his favorite food (sandwiches) and spaghetti off the floor.

Perhaps he bought this as a wreck / scrap title? He works in a body shop and he has a degree in auto-collision repair.

Who can come up with the funniest caption for this picture?

I think this is the driver’s Facebook profile here: https://www.facebook.com/cesar.rodriguez.7547/about?lst=100005754008184%3A100001114920741%3A1518025207

My brain is still having trouble believing what I’m seeing is not a Hollywood CGI special effect.

There are many days I consider trading in my paid-off jeep for a Mazda 3 wagon. I know the Mazda is a better fit for me and more practical, fun and economical. But I know how scatter-brained I can be sometimes with curbs when I parallel park. My jeep’s ground clearance has allowed me to get away with this buffoonery.…

David,

Scrolled through comments looking for fat shaming.

Have you looked into the cost of heating the garage and adding a lift? If you invest in these amenities, how many repairs are required for parts-only until you get a return on your investment?

Went on the Dodge website. Noticed there are a wide-range of trim levels for new 2017 inventory in my area. But there are only the cheaper 2018 SE packages on dealer lots.

Yes, you are right.

My understanding is the old-generation Grand Caravan is sold only as a fleet option. Correct me if I’m wrong.

I’m a car snob myself but I understand the Journey’s appeal. Let’s face it when you have a family and a tight income, your looking for affordability, reliability, and safety.

I think I know who you are. I’ve narrowed it down to these two:

That interior looks like it would give you an STD if you sat in there with shorts on.

“I’ve been busy!!”