My Dad.

Stolen is a good theory. Or, another possible theory: It's borrowed. I.E. not his name on the title or registration. I'm guessing it's sort of like Justin Bieber letting one of his pals borrow a car.

I love how the dog wants nothing to do with Chelsea Clinton.

Feet up on the chair cushion = "I'm not really interested in whatever you're pitching to me."

Question for folks:

WGN morning news is completely dialed in and hitting on all cylinders these days.

Can anybody help me out?

There are two sides to every story. Something tells me this guy isn't always the innocent victim.

Today I learned what a Piney is. Thanks Wikipedia.

My Aunt dated a divorced guy who's kids had ferrets. Now I'm wondering if this a common divorce thing to piss off your ex.

...drunk?

OH! G-d man, my brain is signaling my body to start gagging.

Wow! Good bus driver. Looks like the guy kept it together.

Non dog owner here. I've been told lots of these stories about dogs who destroyed stuff to get out. I would love to get a dog but I need to make a lot more money before I can afford one. I hope at a certain income level I'll just be like "My dog just ate a hole in the drywall for the third time and destroyed my…

Thanks. I hadn't seen this. I like Louis CK. I've never seen him be this fearless though about offending his audience.

(Husband rolls in grave)

That garage has a strong industrial/farm/commercial vibe.

Doug, I'm feeling lonely. All the comments seem to be favorable about destroying the PT.

Here's a reason that hasn't been mentioned yet: I am a little bit self-conscious of the stigma of a blue-collar, greaseball, cheapskate, numbskull, etc. My neighbors smile politely but I get the sense I'm considered a weirdo. I've never received any admiration or praise for working on my car. In the circle of…

5 steering pumps .... one Torino? This sounds grim. Care to elaborate?