The article doesn't mention the damage done to the pilot's seat. Maybe something brown or yellow that smells like fear?

Where does the fella stay who's hired to keep the cars clean 24/7?

I looked at that first drawing and was sure the issue was that the tree trunk looked like a weird penis.

In the 80/90s, if you were "preppy", young, and your parents had the ability and desire to buy you a new car; the celica or the honda were likely high on the list.

It's a scene from a movie called "The Naked Gun". It's from the 80's. The actor is Leslie Nielsen (RIP).

My same thought. Grew up in Alabama. I thought they only existed in Birmingham.

You said it. You said it. And happy one year anniversary, kinda?

I thought for sure you were going to say it was that bearded playboy guy who has millions of dollars in poker winnings and instagrams his hot women, guns, and toys?

Who makes that black car?

Would love to hear more about this.

Makes me wonder what's in the lemonade.

I was the one who "slipped" the pictures. I found them in the dictionary under N for narcissism.

Doug, I concur with your advise. I'm a former District Manager for Chrysler Corp.

I get the reference and I'm a little ashamed. Thank you for reminding me how addicted I am to reading Jalopnik.

Can you imagine being a 1-800 customer service rep for Cadillac? It must be so painful.

Not only does he drive a sweet car, he's apparently loved and adored by all walks of life, races, genders, and ages.

Trivia Question:

The tire says "WINNER"

Had to answer my own question: