Mike, you ignorant man-slut.

Ironically Margaret was well known for licking lots of young ladies on the court.

Let’s learn from the past. Merkle’s Boner started in a similar fashion.

It’s why Capital always ends in an “L.”

That game was pure Capital Punishment. The Pens at times, especially on one PP, looked like they were icing a split-squad scrimmage in the pre-season. Timing was off and couldn’t even connect on simple passes.

Unrelated: a great bar bet is to ask what nationality Burakovsky is. Nine out of ten will say Russian and…

Right. If you have to explain that you are shit talking instead of just talking out your ass, you are doing it wrong.

Pssst....your reply is a 4-line post whining about my supposed “long-winded” response, which was...wait for it...a 4-line post. Too easy.

BTW, Nash isn’t my team but I know the hockey IQ there is high, while you just admitted your opinion is meaningless. Too funny.

Kinda looks like a young Tuna jumping the shark.

Doesn’t matter. You made a false equivalence between and an ignorant media error and its respective fan base. Just because the media botched playoff information doesn’t indict the fans’ knowledge whether it’s Brooklyn or Nashville. You are just projecting your preconceived notions.

Then they had to explain that the suspension had nothing to do with a big ol’ dildo.

Speaking of articles above, did you happen to see the Recommended section? You know the one that highlights a NY station misunderstanding where the Isles were in the playoff picture? Using your logic, they don’t know shit about hockey and don’t deserve their 4 straight cups.

That’s a pretty baseless generalization, Asshat.

I suspect that in your world neither Tampa or Raleigh deserved their cups either?

Here’s Tony making crownies in the production truck for the crew...

Big Baller?

Looks more like the vintage Big Bowler by Ernie McCracken.

Because they are from the Great White North. Take off ya hoser! Beauty, eh?

Where have all the Hakan Loobs gone?

Given that shitty-ass bill, it’s more like a coffin corner punt.

That’s not a flop, just pusillanimous embellishment by an Amish gentleman.

- Dick Fosbury

So he’s now hoping a network will pick 6 instead of him throwing them?

I’m far from a Caps fan, but going solely by whole attendance numbers is deceiving. Percentage of capacity is a far fairer measure and they were at 100%.