Could foreshadow a long year for the Eagles.

Wentz should be behind Kelce in shotgun formation.

Thanks to commenter Señor Mantalban, who emailed this along and who was apparently also down for some day-drinking today.

That was immortalized in a tear-jerking Dropkick Murhpys song.

Niskanen has it out for the 10-and-2 skaters: first concussing Jeff Skinner a while ago and now Crosby.

Ironically he helped prevent the Caps from Shatting the bed.

Gnash, what are you getting at, man?

When trying to squeeze The Juice, always use gloves.

If the glove don’t fit, you musta quit.

The Pats and Trump? The Deflators and Fabricators. Fuck em both.

Spygate meets Spygate.

Well, their HC has been there before and has his name on the Stanley Cup so that counts for something. FWIW, I preferred the Hawks circa Eric Dazé vs. this current insufferable lot of bandwagon frat-boy fans.

Oh and fuck The Fratellis too! Hard to imagine a worse goal song.

Cam is all about appearances. He bristled at the criticism he took for being soft and not diving to recover his fumble in the Super Bowl.

This was his way of showing he was tough. But exercising your demons in this way is both stupid and somewhat transparent.

The team should have never let him play either.

The trend lately in the NHL is the give the C to your young superstar and he’s simply auditioning for the letter next year when Gionta is likely gone.

It’s used all the time whereas back when Costas was coming up it would have been printed as 6 2/3 innings.

When an obvious joke needs explaining, it’s a poor joke or a the listener/reader just doesn’t get it.

Yes, one and the same but where was the comparison about violence? Oh that’s right, there wasn’t one. You act as if he was mentioned in the same breath as Rae Carruth.   

The point was another highly talented college WR with off-field substance abuse problems that the Lions did little about.

So we embrace advanced metrics like strike zone plots but still can’t get fractional innings right?

Not to be short but there is no such thing as 6.2 or 7.2 innings!

Hrrrmph,
Bob Costas

The Lions had been hoping Titus would be their next Charles Rogers.

Glad Otis has been found.

Apparently he was thrown in the Mayberry drunk tank by Barn.

When asked to comment on the Fenway fumigation news, Bob Uecker said they were a Pesky strain of germs.

Weak reach for low-hanging fruit. Yeah, the same fans who gave Bickell a standing O in the final home game? On a more important note, classy guy in Bickell and classy move by Peters to put him in the shootout.

I see your Five For Fighting and raise you the Tragically Hip.

Bryan failed to wear the proper protective headgear when trying to Whip It...