I’m very familiar with his background. Go back and reread what I wrote. You’re overlooking a key word or two. I wrote it WOULD be unprecedented IF he were a WR who converted to QB and then made it to the NFL.

Weird. Back-to-back stories about farting hot dogs.

Put it in perspective. If he, in fact, was a college WR who converted to QB and then became an NFL starter, it would be. It would be unprecedented.

Nope. It was intended to make him sound worse. And it does. His story gets told as if he made some miraculous transformation after being a WR, whereas he was a QB all along. It’s like saying Joe Theismann was a former punt returner when he first entered the NFL before converting to QB.

Seriously? I haven’t had either but am trying to now stem the tide of anal leakage just thinking about it.

Sources say this has been going on for the past few weeks as the practice squad players have been intercepting Tannehill and frustrating the former Texas A&M wide receiver turned quarterback.

Such sloppy reporting and a misleading narrative. He was always a QB, he converted to WR after getting beaten out before…

O-Rod.

Such incredible ignorance to so insultingly paint an entire gender with such a broad brush.

Clearly he meant Asian women.

Neither you nor Ramirez, in the moment, fully grasp the dynamic involved. To his credit, however, he later acknowledged he was wrong. I suspect you’ll continue to miss the obvious point, at least for those that understand the game, that it was respect for Kipnis more than anything.

It’s a tribute to the power of Bowles.

It’s bad enough the graphic obscures a nice rack shot but this dick-wrinkle pattern is just too much.

Already explained it above and below. Feel free to read it a couple of times, or have someone read it to you (perhaps your friend?), as I suspect it will take time to sink in.

Yes, I’m well aware. Nolasco is a strikeout pitcher so you let him go up against the 8th and 9th place hitters. What’d they do? Oh yeah, they both K’d. No way in hell you intentionally walk either of those guys to get to Kipnis.

Kipnis hits over .300 vs. Nolasco whereas Ramirez, mostly a contact hitter, had been owned…

Perhaps you should ask that friend, as you’ve shown an utter inability to grasp the basics of this whole situation.

They intentionally walked the guy in front of him to put a runner in scoring position. That’s equally disrespectful.

It’s like the time Papelbon was in the minors and encountered a sloshed Southie sporting a stolen San Diego Chicken mascot costume.

Does he ever bring his glove to the game?

Judge’s initial lede was, well, psychopathic.

Yes, but the NY Post apparently considered the following:

Harper’s Bizarre
Pap Smear

That streak ain’t silly. That shit landed me in motherfuckin’ Cleveland.

Hell, I guarantee I’d more than quadruple that YPC.