Clip from the upcoming Walking DeadSkins?

Fhakin’ Googans!

Second year in a row a UF RB shit his pants playing against ECU.

Fear the Butt-Pirates!

Vinci climbed a mountain but is still a mole hill.

A settlement?

Kane Enable.

15-seed Kevin Anderson, took a six-and-a-half-minute break to take a dump.

You think that’s impressive? The guy played in the helmetless era of the NHL while wearing prescription glasses!

Legendary coach with pretty decent coaching tree. Such a shame.

Maybe honour him annually in Canada? How about Arbour Day?

Now they’re going to have pay those players overtime.

I have never personally even SEEN a bojangles in real life, but if I ever see a billboard for one, I’m stopping what I’m doing to go to one that instant.

Make sure to allow time before you hit the road to perform your own GI explosions.

When asked about ISIS, Henderson said “Nah, man I’m a shooter not a passer.”

Apparently she’s seen and vanquished a lot of White Russians lately from her kitchen.

The only player who really liked their roomy fit was Greg Luzinski.

Then again he was known as a bit of a free-swinger.

Chocloate Tunder also provided us with a much-needed synonym for shart.

Pretty sure the numbers were skewed by John Clayton’s numerous accounts.

Jeff Rutledge. A couple SB winning teams but mostly just held for extra points and FG’s.

Curt is just shilling to become Trump’s Press Secretary.

Y’all don’t worry meds, we gone git you outta the Cutty Sark!

- Chris Carter

the NFL’s Kim Fields looked my way and said, “that can’t go in the story.” I was torn.

Suggs reportedly said he was just paying homage to Bradford’s Native American heritage by bringing attention to Wounded Knee.