“I’m at the point in my career that I want to win”

So in the Nationwide commerical when he sang “losing feeling in my toes” it was false advertising?

Wait until the Antonio Cromartie video at the Planned Parenthood symposium is released.

Wagner, the dude who hit this shot, also led off the third inning with an inside-the-park home run, and led Pennsylvania to a four-inning blowout of Missouri. But I bet young Mekhi had more fun.

R-E-L-A-X don’t do it
When you want to go to it
Relax don’t do it
When you want to come

Sydor is probably skating on thin ice now with the Wild.

How’s that working out for you? Not being clever.

So? Yes, insecure one. Your substandard, dully delivered cliche was duly noted and summairly dismissed as truly weak shit. Clearly you think you are oh-so-clever but that’s true with most vapid people who like to think of themselves as the white hat internetists.

Well, it was hardly rocket science Skippy. Not to mention hardly funny or original. But don’t let that stop your from patting yourself on your hunchback.

Oh how pithy with such unoriginal imagery. Now feel free to pith off.

Is it true he often hums Deacon Blues while cranking a deuce?

Is it true both he and Jared from Subway had a real affinity for Little Debbies?

Nope. Jayson Williams here. I know something about shotguns.

Considering Wannstedt’s disdain for the shotgun, it’s no wonder Kramer didn’t execute it well.

After seeing Dez’s bitch-tweet, it’s funny to learn the guy who hit him is actually named Imoan Claiborne.

Rex tells every rookie they need to bust a nut to make it in the NFL.

Give the kids a t-shirt or an ice cream cone at the end of the year. Sprinkles are for winners.

She had me at “intelligence skills.”

Takes balls to make that kind of demand.

Pretty much confirms why his WAR stats are so shitty these days.