“the ultimate form of child abuse.”

This is the correct opinion. Look, it’s one thing if you are just trying to live your life and the shark busts in trying to eat you. But the only times humans get attacked by sharks are when they are the ones busting in messing with sharks. Like, I can sleep peacefully at night with zero fear of sharks because I am…

“As good fortune would have it, we had a bodyguard that summer,” she writes. They persuaded their bodyguard to buy lemonade, and then their driver, and then the maids, who “dug deep for their spare change.” The lesson, she says, is that the kids “made the best of a bad situation.”

I remember when there were only three dolls too, but I loved Molly! (I am a glasses-wearing plant nerd, so it fits, I guess.) I got to wear her person-sized clothes in an American Girl fashion show back in 1993 and I am pretty certain I’d wear most of them today as an adult lady person.

I had Samantha because I’m so old there were only 3 dolls when I saved my allowance to buy mine. If I’d been born a few years later I would have wanted Felicity or Addy.

I know you’re joking, but this does sound like exactly what I’ve trained for, and I had a Felicity doll!

It’s not. But that’s the hypocrisy. Women are sexual objects pretty much up for grabs as soon as men say so. But boys? Not the same. 

I know 13 year old boys. They’re still kids. Their bodies are bigger but they’re still kids in their minds. I noticed he didn’t talk about girls just boys. Frankly way to play into that fear homophobes have about gays targeting their children.

I believe the medical guideline of sexual maturity is, “If there’s grass on the field...”

#misandry

Guns n’ Roses: I used to love her (but I had to kill her)

A LOT of folk ballads are about a man drowning/stabbing/strangling his girlfriend - sometimes because she rejects him, sometimes to cover an out of wedlock pregnancy, sometimes for no apparent reason.

I feel like the moral of this story is that you don’t want to fuck with Carrie Underwood

Janie’s Got a Gun?

I mean, we can have more than one pop star. It doesn’t have to be some weird fight to the top contest.

Meh. As a 50 year old straight white male who primarily listens to rock, I’d rather listen to Adele than Beyonce.

Okay, while we are talking about Elijah Wood doing a detective show, you need to see Dirk Gently Holistic Detective. You will thank me later.