Current headline from the Washington Post:

That’s how I felt about Hannibal when I was watching it. I didn’t know, at first, about Singer’s prohibition on sexual violence, I just knew that something felt...different about the show. It was shocking to me how much that one prohibition changed how I felt about the show. Even though it had a dearth of female…

If fertilized eggs/blastocysts/embryos/fetuses are people deserving of burial, it’s cruel only to bury the ones that pass away in a hospital. Equal rights for home-passed blastocysts (etc.)!

The fact that the law exists is bad enough, but I can’t wrap my head around the idea of a mother wanting her teenage daughter to be arrested and face jail time for this.

I’ve still not heard anything that is even remotely as scary as the “Look at Me” one, but every year I look forward to you wonderful commenters trying to best it.

Still one of my favourite moments

I love it when he’s paired with Noel Fielding. They are hilarious together. Like the cute nerd and the New Wave art student in class.

Quick, someone dial 01189998819991197253!

Does that mean in two years when I’m being handed my phd, my memories of being assaulted by men will be magically replaced with new memories in which I pet kittens with philosophers? Because that would sure make nighttime public transit less of an anxiety crap shoot.

my worst Miss U.

Maybe I’m cynical, but these are the Twitter equivalent of getting a tattoo of your boo’s name. Bad juju all around.

*bah-dum tish*

Like agar? That stuff is great. Full of culture.

Look, obviously I want to learn the identity of the A-list celebrity pedophile before anyone else. Indeed, this is basically my right as a voracious online tabloid reader.

“The closeted perv has never come out as gay”

Because he very well may not be; being a child predator /= gay. Abusive sex is about power, not identity.

The only thing that surprises me about this story is the woman’s name. Emirjeta Xhelili sounds pretty “foreign” herself. But then again, hypocrites are Trump’s #1 demographic.

See, to me it reads like they just left it outside in a fucking pile somewhere. A sanitation worker for the convention center probably thought it was a bunch of trash and just threw it out.