In Soviet Russia, dolls play you!

Also, what happened to just writing a letter to the company? I’m sure they would make accommodation for a sick kid if she asked. Why go public?

I was obsessed with my dolls and, even tho I played with them constantly, they still look brand spanking new, sitting on a shelf in my mom’s bedroom. I would leave their hair in the braids as long as I could stand, and when it started to look messy, I would carefully undo them, keeping the strands separated, brush it…

OMG I was just about to say the same thing! I totally drew on my dolls to make “anatomically correct”. Plus, the bodies are made of fabric- does she want them to just, like, sew a seam down the front?

Somewhat off topic, but this made me wonder: why are security cameras still so shitty? I mean, our damn phones have cameras with better clarity. You could mount an old smartphone on the wall and get way better quality. Are all security cameras over 20 years old? Why hasn’t this particular technology improved? It makes…

Getting cysts to pop.

it was the way you phrased it. the timing made it look like you were making a realization about her actions, not the bunnies. and “all three while i was at school?” sounds like she waited until you went to school to kill them.

what, that things die? it’s actually more harmful to lie to kids about death because it makes it that much harder when they get older and lose a loved one, but have never grieved for a death before. Plus, kids need to understand mortality for their own safety.

Yeah, I don't get it either. What did she do to them that you suddenly realized?

It want a lie, just... A miscommunication. My parents were (are) super liberal and taught me about where babies come from and sex at an early age. But somewhere along the line some wires got crossed, because I thought that if you had unprotected sex you automatically got pregnant. I mean, they told me that babies are…

I’m confused, do they really think it’s whole babies coming out of miscarriages and abortions? With the exception of late term, which is very rare, isn’t it just, like, a pile of goo? Why wouldn’t it just go with the other medical waste - tumors and burst appendices and such?

pssssht! remember in middle school when we all (in my class) wore those sports watches and never took them off? at the end of the summer you’d finally take if off to see the tan line and the underside smelled like infected earring hole? like that.

oh shit! i gotta stop wearing hair ties i find on the street.

I’M GONNA EAT YOUR FACE! NOM NOM NOM!

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

The bigger question is, why should I care? Why does anyone care?!

Holy shit, this woman sounds EXACTLY like a woman I worked for! What a nightmare. She fired me after 6 weeks, thankfully. According to her, it’s because I was a bad employee - irresponsible, lazy, had a bad attitude, “abusive”, and was trying turn the other girls against her. Most people who know me would find that…

The irony of these people throwing a Great Gatsby themed party is just... too much. My brain just can’t handle it.

How is Gwen a mentor on a show called “The Voice” when her own voice is terrible? Seriously, she can’t sing for shit. It’s all nasal, whiny, and strained; like a constipated Chucky Finster. How does she teach anyone to sing?

Srsly, maybe he just wanted to make them from scratch! If I said I wanted to bake cookies and someone brought me prepackaged dough in a tube, I would be like “wtf is this shit? I said I wanted to make cookies, not slice them up.”