“anti-christian groups sometimes spell christian words backwards so it made us uneasy.”

“That type of love that you are celebrated not incarcerated!”

I just want Bang bang bang!

aww, you didn’t include my “orbs of delite” craigslist reply!

weeded out? out of the weeds? what the fuck does that mean? are you talking about being high on marijuana? cuz i don’t think that’s how you say it.

wait, what? how could he get mad at you for giving him a small when he refused to specify a different size?

did he specify which sandwich was “his”?

seriously! my response would have been to go get a dictionary and look up the word “set” and show her who the stupid one is.

Re: Oscar - if the pizza just came out of the oven, wouldn’t it have been too hot to eat 3 pieces?

“Hideously offensive?” are you kidding? Using an outdated term is politically incorrect, but I’d say that’s mildly offensive, at most. It’s not like she said “crippled” or “lame”, jeez...

When I was a kid we had a dog that loved to chew the arms and legs off my barbies. When that happened I didn’t throw them away, she just became Handicapped Barbie. So I was way ahead of the game.

MINE TOPS ALL OF THIS! This is not a sext, in fact it’s from before sexting existed back in 2009, but I have saved it all this time because it’s the funniest thing ever.

My daily act of radical rebellion is not being fat, it’s not giving a fuck about it. If someone thinks I shouldn’t eat dessert, they can eat my ass.

BUT WHAT IF THAT FETUS IS GAY?!

Back in High School I had a friend who asked me (more like a wondering out loud, she didn’t expect me to know) why people put salt AND pepper on their food, when clearly the pepper already had salt in it. I told her that the little white flecks in the pepper were not salt, just the way pepper is colored. This confused…

So wait, did they first agree to make a cake and then cancel last minute when they found out it was a lesbian couple, thus ruining the whole wedding? if not, then why the hell (bad pun intended) would you sue? if they were turned away right in the beginning of planning the wedding, there must be another bakery in…

I thought she meant, like, “The Great Muppet Caper” kind of caper.

sadly, i couldn’t think of a single Chinese actress, so I had to go to IMDB and do a search. Haley Tju, Kelsey Chow and Tiffany Espensen are all Disney stars, so they are probably the most likely candidates.

Well, I for one, would want my daughter to know that she can kill for sex, too, if she chooses, because women can do anything men can do!