except if you’re black and every time you walk into a public building theres a monument to someone who fought for the right to own your great grandparent as a commodity right?

“Say what you will about Cardinals fans . . . .”

“I want to be a Tundwa when I gwo up”

“and you’d never want more than one other person if things became romantic.”

Boooo! (+1)

I have said it before, and I will surely say it again, but fuck Greg Abbott right in the ear. That damn Jade-Helm-fearing, ladder-pulling, morality-legislating, tinfoil-hat-wearing waste of space.

Guys, if we’d just gotten our shit together, we could have had Wendy Davis.

As I wrote in the Gizmodo thread, this debate continues to be ridiculous.

Big problem is they are being myopic with their actions.

JINGLE BITCH SCREWED ME OVER, GO TO HELL JINGLE WHORE

Came down here to post precisely this.

The same fan threatened to blow up US Bank Stadium if the Vikings signed Robert Turbin.

Buy my app, bobby. I offer daily inspirational quotes like:

I’ve always thought that Dirk Nowitzki was born in the wrong era. Can you imagine being part of a Roman legion on the German frontier of the Empire circa 100 CE and having to take on a 7ft 245lb barbarian Dirk Nowitzki in close personal combat?

I often am stuck with a “I ain’t got the spoons for this shit” day and I have, on more than one occasion, awarded myself with a fancy coffee or a cookie just for taking a shower or brushing my teeth. Because there was a time in my life where those things didn’t happen for far longer than I’m comfortable revealing…

because you can only wear a pair of pants once if you don’t have undies

Volvo is the luxury car manufacturer for people who don't need to have other people know they're in a luxury car.

This, of course, omits the #1 cost-saving element of costume creation that we employ in the theater: