My absolute favorite part is all the holier-than-thou Christians I know bleating about how Kanye has now seen the light, so they should embrace him. Oh yes, please do, because the exact thing you need is another way to throw your money at a fraud.

Inclination changes take a lot of fuel, but can be done. The other problem is that you need to conserve fuel for your reentry burn too, so unless you want to do nothing but haul fuel to orbit, the mission planners try to avoid any unnecessary changes.

And on its return, the alien AI controlling the spacecraft was quoted as saying “Wow, this Spanfeller guy is a real herb.”

Kids love mumbling weirdos, it’s a well-known fact.

Bottom right corner of the header image.  That way it shows no matter what.

That is a damn nice set of bookshelves.

Oh I don’t doubt that they’re everywhere. In other cities, though, they have to compete as the underdogs to other fandoms.  Here they know they’re the loudest voice and so the whining and entitlement rings through the streets like church bells.

Did somebody tell her Royal Ascot was moving to the DC area or something? I can’t imagine another reason to wear such a ridiculous “hat”.

I’d invite you to visit Dallas sometime and meet a few select members of the Cult of Silver and Blue. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and unearned entitlement.

“Turn the heat on thigh”

I’ve recently shortened my commute, but I’m in the same boat. The Silicon Valley vulture capitalists who won’t shut up about ride sharing and so forth are so high on their own farts that they don’t realize how the majority of the country actually travels.  Here’s a hint, guys:  we have places to go that won’t allow…

This year is the 30th anniversary of Kiki’s Delivery Service, so that might have something to do with the e-Broom.

“put a man on the sun”

“You ate too much pizza last night: you’re biking to work today”

She has four internationally-recognized gymnastics moves named after her. She’s so good that they had to downgrade the points awarded for at least one of them to prevent other gymnasts from hurting themselves attempting them.

Unfortunately, PJ is falling victim to the same tendency.  I had to put his latest book down, it was just so “old man yells at cloud” crotchety. 

Honestly I probably shouldn’t have been so snarky, sorry about that!

I agree with you on that, but why would you buy vanilla sugar?  Take a pound of sugar, stick a vanilla bean in it, let it sit for a week.  Presto, vanilla sugar.  Plus when it’s gone, you just add more sugar.  The bean will last for months.

Considering the photos of Jerry we’ve seen publicly released (bathroom strippers come to mind), imagine how bad they must be. 

King Vitaman?