I was thinking of Rosemary’s Baby too. Now where to find some tannis root...

I'll have to wait until they make a knock-off to sell at the Family Dollar, but when the time comes, I'll send pics.

I love the evolution of the blurbs on the crusher books.

Next up: “E.L. James and Niall Leonard replace Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan with themselves. ‘We both acted in grade school, so we’re bringing the A-game to the films that they deserve.’”

Hey Jamie Dornan & Dakota Johnson :

I guess, as someone who is fond of children (my own and others), I got a little distracted by the idea of an 8 year old having to face the possibility of having HIV or hepatitis. And missed the much more important point, which was that he “should have known better.” Unless he was developmentally disabled in which case…

He’s 5 and worried about dirt? That is stranger than an 8 year old blowing up a balloon they find on the playground.

Return the cart before you buckle her in?

I’m one of those assholes that doesn’t return carts, but usually because I’ve already buckled my daughter into her car seat and feel uneasy leaving her in the car alone while I do that :/

Unless the kid has some serious developmental issues, an 8 year old putting street garbage in their mouths is not something that you would expect.

An 8 year old should really know better. There’s some wtf here.

A kid who puts things in their mouth is a toddler NOT an 8 year old. What the fuck kid?

If you think Taiwan is a culinary desert, there is no plumbing the depths of your idiocy. Some of the best food in the world is in Taiwan. A bento place that doesn’t even try in Taiwan is worlds better than Subway, with choices of vegetables, meats, sauces and flavors that Subway could never hope to emulate. If you’re…

Did you just call the land of garage fried deliciousness every morning and beef noodle soup a culinary desert? Or are you just a crazy white person who doesn’t dine on delicious youtiao and delicious spicy beef filled wontons (not shitty wonton chips mind you) in the morning? I shit you not I had breakfast at some…

Yeah, and the fuck is wrong with banana peppers? That shit is delicious.

“I would be thrilled if the company went under tomorrow. I hate it. I hate it so much!”

I kinda like banana peppers too...

I won’t disagree with most of your statements, but I take great offense to the jalapeño comment. Sitting in their own juice makes them far better, no question.

I wrote a response to this.