Yes! There are transport networks!

I can’t believe no one has posted this yet

THIS IS ALSO WHERE I TAKE MY DOG TO DOGGIE DAYCARE. Sorry, I may have been overly enthusiastic about that. But yes, I’ve been hoping someone will adopt Ari forever! Thanks for sharing her adorable face. Wish I could take her myself, but I live in an apartment and 3 animals is already pushing it. :/ Best of luck, Ari!

This is a human

JT’s face looks weird in that picture!

Please stop. No one does this.

Really? If you can unscrew the bottom of the thing, you’ll probably find the copper wire is held to the electrical guts with set screws. I’d be shocked if they’re welded in. If so, you’re SOL. Anyway, slightly loosen the set screws (screwdriver) and remove. Take an extension cord of your choosing and cut off the…

The beer refill one made me think of this time I was at this super divey bar to see a burlesque show. The waitress comes over and asks me what I want. There is no drink menu. I ask what they have. The following ensues (feel free to make fun of my taste in beer):
W: Whatever you’d like.
Me: Oberon please.
W: We don’t have…

So, I know you’re joking and all, but I just wanted to add that as a former fundie there were many times in my childhood when I thought “I really hope the world doesn’t end before (insert event here)” Examples include: I get my braces off, I have my first kiss, I travel abroad.

Oh, honey, no, they can’t read.

Wait, I thought Christians were supposed to be looking forward to Christ’s return in the second coming and/or the rapture. In that case, shouldn’t she be *thanking* Obama?

Wow. those are really mind blowing stories!

Hey, people who are into unarmed black people getting murdered by cops, you’re winning. Mike Brown is dead, the cops who killed Mike Brown and Eric Garner didn’t even get indicted, and more unarmed black people are getting shot and killed by the police every couple of days. What the fuck are you so angry about, you…

Read it again, they wrote “does not make them less dumb”. This isn’t the comment you’ve been waiting for.

“Dipping” ice cream is when they turn the cone upside-down and put it into Magic Shell. “Scooping” ice cream is when they use a small utensil to take ice cream out of a large container and put it into an individual cone or dish. Thus, “hand-dipped shake” sounds like a confusing mess.

When the manager arrived, she was absolutely mortified. She comped their drinks and assured them the waiter would be “educated in appropriate small talk” with customers in the future.

The waiter tells her, “I thought you were his mom! I mean, your dude looks super young. And let’s face it, women just don’t age as well as men, am I right, bro?”

Opening up after noon sounds like something a stoner would do!

What a weird comment. It doesnt make sense... You refuse to open before noon because of stoners? Do you think stoners are morning people? You sound completely full of shit to me.

I can't deal with people from Los Angeles. I often hear people extolling the benefits of living in LA but as a person not from LA, I haven't encountered one yet that doesn't absolutely annoy the fuck out of me when they speak.