That's fine, Luck can go back to his true passion, US Civil War re-enactments.

I heard that he's also not allowed into BBWAA's official AOL chat room. They take shit like this very seriously.

With a dash of rather annoying presciousness. I'm actually kind of glad that he's choosing not to go anywhere I'd hang out.

Ah Fresno...all of the California taxes and cost of living, none of the perks of living in California.

Seems like a pretty insensitive tribute to Jovan Belcher.

Yup. Those Dark Chocolate Christmas Oranges were....necessary. For my health.

It's a good theory, but I don't think it makes complete sense. Priefer wouldn't cut you because he'd be afraid that he'd catch AIDS.

Maybe he was trying to Bump start it.

Love the candy cane socks though

"I never skied with Moose" - Michael Irvin

Not shown on SPLOID, need to go to sister site: SPLAT

[silently awaits KrampusCon]

Ok Megyn Kelly, you own this now.

A high school kid drinking 22 oz. of vodka? Yeah, I think an adult (or any sentient human with an IQ >20) would figure out that something was amiss.

THE CONSEQUENCES OF EXTREME PURE BREEDING

Before we jump on board with everything they're saying, are we SURE that these people aren't actually Italians?

Flynn can throw the ball. Tebow can't. There's your argument.