Really? You would wonder which real life figure of these two to have an overweight, loud, sweaty, cocaine addict play?

"Murder was the bib that they gave me."

Hate to be that guy... but the devils number is actually 616. But either way god loves her so much more for her bravery. BARF

Find that guy's birthday and I guarantee you've got the keypad code to his garage.

Richie could have avoided this if he had just remained anonymous. Like, worn a disguise, or gone undercover or something. I swear there is a word for this, it's just hidden from me right now.

"Whew."

Pictured: Rob and Rex on their trusty scooters to the graduation party.

Jesus, Kool-Aid Man. You really need to learn how to bunt, considering you're a pitcher and all.

Hey, maybe if she didn't wanna get hit, she should have been born a man and then hit this guy even harder with her stronger, faster arms.

Outstanding work. This is an incredible thread.

o come on ur name is whitehawk whos the real racist here ur the one who wants white people to get attacked by hawks

This is MauryCompson level. Very entertaining.

I'm sure you'd be first in line to see the Atlanta False Equivalencies.

They've only been around since 2002.

Mushrooms aren't grown from seeds, they are spores.

Agreed. When the AP reporter asked him that question he should've slapped the guy in his face and said "I have to deal with a bunch of Republican assholes who are going to send this country over the brink in a fit of pique."

Why don't we ask the people who are being caricatured instead of making decisions for them?

Well..

Why do pro-gun people always assume they have the only gun in a situation like this?

Arizona version of "If you find yourself in Lien's situation, I would advise that you:"