Dopetron
Dopetron
Dopetron

I'm sure you'd be first in line to see the Atlanta False Equivalencies.

They've only been around since 2002.

Mushrooms aren't grown from seeds, they are spores.

Agreed. When the AP reporter asked him that question he should've slapped the guy in his face and said "I have to deal with a bunch of Republican assholes who are going to send this country over the brink in a fit of pique."

Why don't we ask the people who are being caricatured instead of making decisions for them?

Well..

Why do pro-gun people always assume they have the only gun in a situation like this?

Arizona version of "If you find yourself in Lien's situation, I would advise that you:"

"Running over bike riders is in no way justifiable" - I respectfully disagree.

But how do they walk then?

Yes, because elephants are clearly the sustainable harvest of the future in Africa. And they totally don't form social bonds or exhibit remarkable signs of intelligence. That's just a big fat grey cow with a weird ass nose. It's just begging to be dinner...:-/

while I agree the NRA is way too extreme the fact remains that without them we'd be an unarmed population with no real means to keep the government at least remotely honest.

look man, i've played the oregon trail, those things come right at you, it's not his fault he can't carry back more than 25 lbs of meat to his wagon. i mean his kids have dysentary ffs.

It's even worse in Africa, which has throngs of Mormons spitting garbage.

And, also, "who are these Viking defenders masquerading as NFL players?!"

So, Mr. Smith, before you were stabbed were you wearing a shirt? When the knife pierced your chest did you specifically tell your attacker to stop? When he stabbed you the second time did you bother to say "No" in a firm clear voice? When you walked around being a jerk earlier in the day, weren't you pretty much

"...where his wife got out the car to start washing it."

Joe Theismann recommends Super Beta prostate.

Noooo I will just seek a better spot in line so I can get closer to Lil Buuuuuuub!!!