Why do they need to? The Earth isn't a closed system. There's this thing called the Sun that is constantly putting energy into it.

I'm sure you'd be first in line to see the Atlanta False Equivalencies.

They've only been around since 2002.

Mushrooms aren't grown from seeds, they are spores.

Agreed. When the AP reporter asked him that question he should've slapped the guy in his face and said "I have to deal with a bunch of Republican assholes who are going to send this country over the brink in a fit of pique."

Why don't we ask the people who are being caricatured instead of making decisions for them?

Well..

Why do pro-gun people always assume they have the only gun in a situation like this?

Arizona version of "If you find yourself in Lien's situation, I would advise that you:"

"Running over bike riders is in no way justifiable" - I respectfully disagree.

Dear "Dexter" writers: THIS is how you do a series finale for an anti-hero.

I'm holding out for this ending.

But how do they walk then?

Yes, because elephants are clearly the sustainable harvest of the future in Africa. And they totally don't form social bonds or exhibit remarkable signs of intelligence. That's just a big fat grey cow with a weird ass nose. It's just begging to be dinner...:-/

while I agree the NRA is way too extreme the fact remains that without them we'd be an unarmed population with no real means to keep the government at least remotely honest.

look man, i've played the oregon trail, those things come right at you, it's not his fault he can't carry back more than 25 lbs of meat to his wagon. i mean his kids have dysentary ffs.

"There's no people who strut around talking shit, posing, & belittling others like you'd find in a globo-gym."

People pick on crossfit because talking about your workout is quite possibly the most boring, banal conversation in the world AND YOU PEOPLE WON'T SHUT UP ABOUT IT.

It's even worse in Africa, which has throngs of Mormons spitting garbage.