Because the morons who sent $10,000 worth of stuff through the USPS neglected to protect it properly with Registered Mail, which requires it be physically handed from person to person and signed for at each stop.

Apologizing would assume that I’m wrong about something, so there’s no need.

Considering they didn’t include any of the missing stuff from the Force Awakens trailers, I highly doubt they’re going to do any different here.

We could, but I’d have to actually be wrong first...and you continue to be wrong so sorry.

You’re wrong. SO3 was awful. SO1 and SO2 are great, even on PSP. SO1 is different on PSP more like 1.5 but still both are infinitely better than 3.

Ugh...Alden Ehrenreich is still such a terrible choice. The guy looks nothing like Han Solo. Why they didn’t go with the blatantly obvious Anthony Ingruber is beyond me. 

Ahhhh, there it is. I was about to say the same thing.

Can we also discuss that Mutant League Football is coming back?

I’ll be honest; If I can say just one good thing about the CGI in the prequels, it’s that I didn’t know the stormtroopers were all CGI until years later on a re-watch. Around the time when it first came out, they did appear a little bit ‘off’ but I still thought they were people. It’s obvious now, just like Donkey…

Oh fuuuuuck off with all that “Mel Gibson is a bad person and should never get work again” bullshit. Beth, I wonder if you’d feel the same way if your dirty laundry got outed for the world to judge and say you don’t deserve to ever work again too. Fuck you, you self-righteous shit.

I’m pretty sure this movie got tore apart by early critics’ reviews last year.

This is what you get when you’re a cheap ass and only order a fucking heart shaped pizza for Valentine’s Day.

I dunno, if you add in slow motion to full contact medieval fighting, it looks kind of like a movie:

I don’t find PewDiePie amusing at all, and I frankly think the guy is a douche and doesn’t deserve all the praise he gets, but I gotta defend him here. In context - as in actually watching the whole video rather than judging by a vague article and screenshot - it’s actually not as bad as it’s being played out to be. …

Apparently Trump asked for a second handshake; probably because he wasn’t pleased with how the first worked out for him.

Can we also discuss how awful everyone’s hair looks by comparison to everything else?

I find all this bizarre considering this is the country that brought us Tokyo Gore Police, et al.

So does that mean that midquels are going to be the new thing?

It would be nice -with all of the power of modern consoles- to have a realistic fighting game that accounted for types of armor, tissue and bone density in relation to the weapon and impact. Something like Bushido Blade meets Tao Feng: Fist of the Lotus but actually good.

I gotta imagine in some cases, they use them to hide their teeth. Not a stereotyped thing, but because that is a thing in Japan to hide your teeth.