I would have said the same thing if you told me Shyamalan was going to take Split and make it into an Unbreakable movie.

Seriously though, how hard can it possibly be to make a rather basic horror film like this? It’s not like a ton of special effects are in order. Get some blood squibs and fake skin, fake heads, throw a hockey mask on a guy and find the most shoestring plot humanly possible to get them to Camp Crystal Lake. Bingo…

Does anyone even have the specs on this thing yet?

I lived in Japan for a decade...I thought this was a given.

You’re supposed to ride the chopsticks down the noodle as your slurp them up, so that the ends of the noodles don’t flip around.

No.

Anywhere. Literally anywhere. Even Walmart is a better choice...but really Amazon or GameTZ.

How the hell do people still shop there? I swear, they have the worst prices and shittiest store setups. It’s so bizarre to me that anyone would go into a Gamestop on purpose for any reason; buy or sell. You can literally get the same exact stock for less at just about any major retailer these days, let alone…

My god that was painful to watch. It was the most uncomfortable room full of Yes Men that I’ve seen in years. It was a lot like George Lucas in the making of Phantom Menace behind the scenes vid I saw years ago.

Nobody loves me more than the blacks. It’s tremendous; a tremendous amount of love for me.

Dune (2000) was fucking great.

I never lost a single character. Also “permadeath” is a tad meaningless when they provide you with like 30 characters. If you lost more than 1-2 characters, I’d be surprised tho. It was super easy.

Infestation was good, but way too easy.

You forgot to ask what the system specs are.

0:02 - Is that Austin St.John in the burning car?? (aka the original Red Ranger)

The Don’t Knock Twice trailer has brams and the bworummm

I’ve noticed an increase in the horror trailers’ use of the *PINNNNYYUUUUU* as well. The one prominent in TCM 2003's trailer.

What if he pulls off the Tommy face in the next issue to reveal Lord Zedd?

These only sold out due to scalpers. I guarantee you there are tons of Switches on ebay right now, which means that actual CONSUMERS did not buy them all up. Scalpers bought 2-3+ systems to resell to desperate buyers who can’t wait.