Not to be confused with Starrcade:

#AllMushroomKingdomLivesMatter

Who the fuck SHOULD be kidnapped to justify the continued plot of Mario games? Toad? Ok, so now we’re saying he’s too helpless unless normal white male Mario saves him and why should we desegregate little people... it never fucking ends.

The Lobster sucked balls.

Right, I get that they’re trying to ultimately get away, but clearly they are running fear of something as they keep looking back and they’re running full sprint.

If I’m taking a complete stab in the dark at the context of that scene, they’re clearly running FROM something, not TOWARD the AT-ATs on purpose. If you rewatch the cut material vid, you can see at least 3 directly related sequences where they’re all running from something, and my guess is maybe Vader. I mean, at…

At least two judges beg to differ:

In all fairness, we never saw two scenes from TFA that were in the trailers, more specifically one where Rey is racing away from something on her speeder while looking over her shoulder. I can’t imagine where that would have fit into the plot we got.

The Erdrick’s Sword pull sets a new course for the series. This would be the first time a core series game call back to a completely existing trilogy. I suppose they broke ranks with DQX and canned the old “loose” trilogy idea. Because up until now, we had 1-3 (Loto), 4-6 (Zenithia), and 7-9 (Heaven). With 10, we…

To some degree I agree and disagree. The field/world graphics look fine and are in-line with the other 3D games. But I do agree that the DQ Heroes style graphics for the heroes doesn’t work in this case, mostly because the heroes themselves are so drab and generic looking. At least in DQ Heroes, we had established…

In all honesty, I’m more excited for the 3DS version than the console version. As a long time huge fan of the series, I feel like the console version looks kind of generic. The heroes look extremely generic and dropping the cel shading / anime style was kind of a mistake IMO.

I was going through the list like “That’s...not fucking God Hand....not fucking God Hand...not fucking G- oh there’s God Hand”

I know a 100lb Japanese girl named Mika who I used to work with in Misawa who could plow through this in less than 20 minutes. She routinely surprised me at how quickly she’d destroy giant bowls of ramen when we went out to eat.

On the plus side, they did bring back Crystal Pepsi.

OMFG! WINDJAMMERS!

Ugh...fucking Nadine? She was the worst thing about Uncharted 4. Such a frustratingly annoying character. I hope she’s barely in this one otherwise I might skip it.

I didn’t say MGS was a one-hit wonder; I said it was his The Sixth Sense. Metal Gear 1 on NES/MSX were both great, MG2 on MSX was great...he peaked at MGS1 and then lost his fucking marbles...much like M.Night Shymalan and George Lucas. They gave Kojima too much praise, power and money and he went full retard.

Kojima is the George Lucas of gaming. He did better under constraints and budget. They gave him too much praise/power and money and turned a great series into a CGI mess of confusion and lunacy. Just like someone else.

Yeah well I got a coffee cup that says #1 Dad so I guess I should really take that to heart.