Nouveau Ring

I finally got around to playing Brutal Legend during the Steam Winter Sale (just before it, actually; one of the few times I’ve purchased a game and then watched it go on 90% sale 48 hours later—DERP).

That game is a love poem to my high school years; it’s like someone brought the soundtrack of my adolescence to life,…

She’s crying because the trash she threw didn’t hit anyone

I can see the complaint with corpses, but where the heart attacks are concerned, I feel like some players may be missing the core mythos that informs the narrative of the game.

We all know Wesley Willis could beat them both up anyway.

the one time Cameron Diaz looked remotely good.

You should see Dio Way in Corland, NY. Does not do the man justice.

Game changer

People are bothered not because they think the last one was a perfect gem, but because it was corny and had personality. This one looks like the very definition of a soulless remake with appropriated names designed to take the money from people who liked the original. That’s what bothers them.

Say what you will, but…

Subtract half-baked Buddhism from surf bums, add cliche anti-capitalist nonsense from dark-haired European accent guy.

Feels like America just won the World Cup.

Now the second best combination of RICO and football:

Well, someone’s pretty psyched about the return of the Nintendo World Champs.

Braking Bad

Wow, that’s the Zapruder angle.

The game crashes CONSTANTLY on me. I can’t get through an entire ladder without at least two crashes.

Despite the apology, whites are expected to continue furiously tweeting out “Stay classy” and starting Facebook arguments on the lines of “Why is okay when they do it?” Drunk white uncles across the land, meanwhile, are reportedly rubbing their hands with glee and planning to make Easter dinners incredibly awkward.

He looks like he has a Google Alert set for "casting Tombstone sequel"

That is NOT how the second verse goes of that song.

Time for a Kickstarter to raise insane amounts of money for them!