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Colocá-lo em um saco, Johnny!

I reread this article every few months or so, and it never fails to blow my mind. Those numbers are beyond staggering, and I doubt many of those feats will ever be topped.

Not cool ... depression is a serious issue ...

It's stills taken from porn that have all the raunchiness and nudity drawn over (in MS Paint), so that they appear to be harmless, everyday images. For example a girl giving a handy is drawn over to look like she's merely peeling a banana.

[www.sfw-porn.com]

Well, You Were Warned To Stay Out Of The Sun, But You Just Wouldn’t Listen

I knew there'd be a catch! Look, best I can offer is an expired 10% off coupon for custom engraving at Things Remembered, a rapidly-deteriorating severed human toe, and the "top hat" Monopoly game piece.

It has certainly been a while, but it felt good to dust off the keyboard, and comment again.

Jack and water

Welp, I've got a 6:45am flight to Florida tomorrow, and you fuckers have all but ensured that I will not be getting any sleep. That being said, anyone in Sarasota got a hookup on any high-test stimulants. I have to pick up a car, and drive it back to Cleveland, and I'm determined to do it without stopping.

That's it. I'm buying this book. I've had people telling me to read it for years, and I'm sick of not being in on conversations about it.

Holy shit...I didn't know anyone else knew that this existed. This cover was an inside joke between me and my friends in college (Hell! We still bring it up to this day). Wow.

Less Than Zero by Bret Easton Ellis

Andre the Giant.

I've got a 3 hour drive to a lake tomorrow and I'm actually looking forward to it.

Shit! I laughed out loud when I read that.

Wasn't Passing the Bar the title of Phineas Gage's autobiography?